Q: What Times Are You Open?
A: The Box Office opens every night* at 7:30pm with the attraction opening at dusk. Friday’s and Saturdays the Box Office closes at 11:30pm, and Sunday’s the Box Office closes at 10:30pm. Any customers in the Box Office line by the closing line, will be admitted entry to the attraction that evening.
*Friday, September 21st Deranged Haunt’s Box Office will open at 9:30pm due to the City of Romulus hosting the Parade of Lights and Pumpkin Festival.
Q: Do you have indoor waiting?
Q: Do you have concessions?
A: We have snacks and drinks available for purchase.
Q: Do you have T-Shirts, Hoodies and Hats?
A: Absolutely! We have a Deranged swag available at the Box Office. Feel free to skip the line and come back to the front to purchase merch after your experience.
Q: How long is the wait?
A: It varies depending on the night you attend. Typically the closer to Halloween, the longer the lines will be. You can always upgrade to a VIP Skip-The-Line Pass!
Q: Is it outdoors?
A: Our queue line waiting is 100% indoors. However, we have a haunted trail and haunted house included in our General Admission Ticket. You will spend time outside walking through the darkest parts of the woods and will encounter unlevel surfaces. Gentlemen, please leave your high heels at home and dress appropriately for the weather.
Q: Does Deranged accept Credit Cards?
A: We have presale tickets available through PayPal which you can use a credit card to purchase. On-Site we are cash only. There is an ATM available at the gas station right next door to the haunt.
Q: Do you have an ATM:
A: Not directly on site. But, there is one available next door at the Mobil gas station
Q: Is there a minimum age requirement?
A: No. However, we recommend ages 13 and up. There are loud noises, strobe lights, blood, fog and other special effects in addition to the fact you will be encountering deranged individuals. If you’re wondering if your six year old can handle it… they can’t. We have a special “lights on” event on Sunday, October 28th for those little ones that want to come through without being given nightmares that will keep them up for the next two and a half years. You know your kid better than we do, please use good judgement. Any child and/or group that has to leave the attraction because they’re too scared will not be issued a refund.
Q: Are There Strobe Lights?
Q: Is there fog?
Q: Can I enter the attraction if I’m pregnant?
A: The residents of Deranged love eating babies, so we highly advise against having yours here. We do not recommend this attraction for individuals that are pregnant due to the intensity and physical elements involved in this attraction. People have react differently to the scares and we don’t want to put you or your baby at risk.
Q: I have a ______ injury/medical condition. Can I still come?
A: You know yourself better than we do. Our attraction features an outdoor walking trail and has some physically demanding environments that require ducking, steps, crawling, walking and unlevel surfaces. Keep these in mind before purchasing your ticket. Do not enter the attraction if you have any heart, respiratory or medical condition that prevents you from completing the tasks above. Do not come to the attraction if you suffer from epilepsy or asthma. Fog may trigger asthma and strobe lighting may trigger seizures. Fog, lasers and strobe lights are used all over the property including inside the attraction and the queue line.
Q: Is it dark?
A: There is low visibility in the attraction. If you’re scared of the dark, we may suggest coming on a full moon.
Q: Do you have a corn maze?
A: Michigan’s Smallest! Come see it, bet you won’t get lost!
Q: Do you have a Hayride?
A: Pshhh. Nah. The demons that reside at Deranged tend to enjoy being a little more interactive than a hayride can offer. It’s harder to distinguish the smell of your flesh when you’re crammed on a hayride with 30 other people.
Q: How much is parking?
A: Free! We have 25,000+ square feet of onsite parking!
Q: Is there security?
A: Absolutely. But even some of them like to lurk in the shadows.
Q: Can I bring my cellphone and take pictures?
A: We have photo opportunities prior to and after you walk through the attraction. We recommend you turn off and secure your phone before entering. No flash photography or videography inside the attraction without a proper permit scheduled in advance. Deranged Haunted Attraction, LLC is not responsible for any lost or damaged items in the attraction. Any items lost, will not be searched for until the following morning. Due to this we recommend leaving your pager, walkman, and tamagotchi in the car before entering.
Q: Can I bring a flashlight?
A: No. There is no usage of any flashlights, including cell phone flashlights. Usage of such devices is grounds for removal from the attraction with no refund.
Q: I lost my ______ inside the attraction.
A: Don’t look for the item. Leave your name and number along with the item you lost at our box office. We will search for the item after the attraction is closed for the evening and unlike that one guy, we will call you the next day. We recommend you leave all valuables at home, as our attraction will not stop because you didn’t follow our recommendation!
Q: How long is it?
A: There are several factors that go into this answer. Some guests move faster than others. Some larger groups take their time, where others fly through the attraction. If it’s your first time, it likely won’t last as long as it does for those that are a little more experienced.
Q: Do you serve alcohol?
A: We do not serve alcohol, nor do we allow any alcohol on the property. Guests under the influence of alcohol or drugs are not permitted to enter the attraction and may be refused entry without a refund.
Q: Can I touch the actors?
Q: Will I be touched?
A: Mentally? Maybe. Emotionally? Probably. Physically? It’s possible. You will NOT be violently grabbed, jerked, hit, thrown, or pushed. There may be a case where one of the demons find you particularly interesting and gently touch you, but you will not be harmed.
Q: How many people can be in a group?
A: We recommend 2-4 people to a group. Groups larger than five will be asked to be split into smaller groups. While there are several opportunities to spend time with your group in line and taking photos after the attraction, you will receive a much more intimate and personal experience with a smaller group.
Q: Is it scary?
A: *Rolls eyes*
We do what we can to scare you, within the legal limits. If you’re one of those people that “can’t be scared”, be assured we will do our best to at least entertain you.
Q: Do I have to sign a waiver?
A: No. By entering the attraction, you are agreeing to the terms and conditions posted on the signs at the box office, attraction entrance, and the back of your ticket stub.
Q: I have a large group, do we have to make a reservation?
A: No. However, groups of 12+ Can receive special pricing if tickets are purchased in advance. Please send us an email at DerangedHaunt@gmail.com or call us at 734-626-9006 for more information.